How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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