and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
