I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
