Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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