I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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