He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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