Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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