Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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