we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
