I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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