i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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