end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
