Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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