no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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