were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
