He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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