But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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