She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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