was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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