Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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