I'm really into asian looking animals
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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