He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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