Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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