whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Don't make out with my wife yet
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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