the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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