idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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