No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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