where am i from again
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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