Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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