friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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