She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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