I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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