So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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