I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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