Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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