You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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