I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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