don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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