He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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