It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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