just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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