The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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