Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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