My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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