seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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