Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
