It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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