I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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