This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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