You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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