I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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